The SoJones Funny: Amy Schumer’s SNL monlogue
We love to laugh here at SoJones, and if we aren’t lamenting off the ignorance of ol’ grandma and her hatred for greatness, then we are at the house puffin ‘ that pine giving out valuable secrets of Amy Schumer SNL monologue. to the universe. After such a depressing display of sports on behalf of the Cowboys (yes SoJones is a cowboys fan), we think Amy Schumer wrapped up some pretty funny and insightful suggestions if we may add:
Funny girl. #sojones
We are witnessing the rise of a funny comedian who isn’t afraid to break boundaries. Also we will have the special poem section by Jack Williams Jr:
how do you survive the loss of love?
when your heart only wants to be above
because then your pain and sorrow will end,
the nights and days start to blend and misery becomes your friend.
in a crowd or when you are alone your tears come and go.
but their continuous cycle won’t end,
and all you can do is cry for the love that has found it’s end.
your hurting heart only brings you to weeping no matter how against it you try to defend.
the waterfalls always win in the end, even if you ignore the crushing depression of loss love.
which you can’t escape, without knowing that being your old self is foolish bait,
a happy day again soon is what the old saying promised fate.
but a few greet that day with an infe3ction of haten and a mission to heart break.
it was caused by all the dAYS OF CLOUDS AND RAIN MAKING RAINBOWS.
but a few are only content with eyes closed and dreaming of that moment in time.
in the depth of their mind they are frozen.
still wishing for that hand to hold in the magical world where a picture of their love comes and goes.
like red eyes and an appetite, you stray away from the things they liked,
because the reality of losing them is like a knife being thrusted into your soul,
and now you are as cold as coal to the touch of a person.
because for yesterday you are thirsting and you replay all the times you spoke,
as if you were still conversing the loss of love is a dropped slice.
so keep love alive and regularly add spice, because your love could turn out lights.
by: jack earl williams j.r.
Hollywood calls!
“We have to be a good role model for these little girls because who do they have? All they have, literally, is the Kardashians. She doesn’t have a Malala poster in her room — trust me,” Schumer said. “Is that a great message for little girls? A whole family of women that take the faces they were born with as a light suggestion?”
We at SoJones are LMAO at this girl! Either way, what did you think of Amy’s monologue? Leave your comments with us and let’s keep boosting freedom of speech for women everywhere.
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Victor Ray, the rising star on Capitol Records, is set to release his highly anticipated EP, i tried., on June 14th. Until then he unveils the soul filling single Falling Into Place featuring the mesmerizing vocals of UK soul star Debbie. Written from personal experience, the track delves into the whirlwind of emotions that come with falling for someone new, capturing the hope and uncertainty of budding romance. According to Victor:
Falling Into Place” is about “meeting a stranger that you know could end up becoming a lot more.
Debbie relating to the same sentiment added:
The song makes you feel something.
Their collaboration brings an additional depth to the tracks genuine emotion. The EP follows Victor’s sold-out European tour and sees him joining Teddy Swims on his sold-out UK tour, kicking off in Manchester. Named as Apple Music’s new Up Next UK artist, Victor continues to captivate audiences with his soulful sound and heartfelt lyrics. Don’t miss out on his latest musical journey and follow Victor Ray today on TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, and Spotify. Stream “Falling Into Place” below and here.
NorthEnd Empire Films LLC presents “Irresponsibull” movie. Allen is ready to settle down. Only his girlfriend Theresa doesn’t think he’s anywhere close to being responsible enough to start a family. When an unexpected opportunity arises for Allen to keep Theresa’s nephew and niece (Brian and Britt) and prove his maturity, he jumps to it…without knowing these two kids are not your average youngsters. Marcus is a low level scam artist that works for his uncle, the most “dangerous construction boss” in Chicago. He continues to screw up job after job and is desperate to show his uncle/boss that he can be responsible and counted on in the family business. The boss gives him just one more chance to prove himself. Then, the most unlikely of events happens, causing a chance meeting of Allen and Marcus and starting a downward spiral like no other. Can any of these men make it out and show that they are indeed NOT Irresponsibull?
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Skanks The Rap Martyr and GStats Hard Bars announce the release of their tribute album ‘Martin & Malcolm.’ The 13-track project is presented by Anarchy Records and Bankai Fam. It comes with an elite selection of features including Ruste Juxx a.k.a Nat Turner, Big A.V a.k.a Father Divine, Low Banga a.k.a Huey P & D-Strong a.k.a Che Guevara, Milez Grimez a.k.a JFK & Shatike a.k.a Marcus Garvey, Supreme J.A.H a.k.a Allah The Father, Kenyattah Black aka Noble Drew Ali, Bazzo The Great a.k.a H. Rap Brown & Sunez a.k.a Pedro Albizu Campos, Poison Pen a.k.a Bumpy Johnson & Tone Spliff a.k.a Sam Giancanna, and SMACCZ a.k.a Muhammad Ali.
All features take on aliases as past leaders while Skanks and GStats portray Martin and Malcolm. They show off a unique, unmatched lyrical wit sure to leave a lasting impression. Stream the project and connect below.
https://skankstherapmartyr1.bandcamp.com/album/martin-malcolm
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